Best Techie bumper stickers you will ever see

Clearning a cisco switch – the easy way

easy way:

Switch# write erase

Switch# delete flash:vlan.dat

Switch# reload

Now the real easy way

hold the mode button for 10 seconds, the switch wipes all config clean.

HD-DVD re-cracked again

It seems that the HD-DVD has been cracked again before its next update was released, agrees the anti-copying behind the HD-DVD.  The next update meaning before the previous one was patched up.

They spent millions of dollars to get a DRM, now its broken free of charge, that broken key was posted all over the internet for free or people posted them.  People downloaded movies for free without seeing the so called DRM.

Patch again guys, broken again guys

How to build a 2/5th scale Sherman Tank

We’ve gone from ‘Mission Accomplished’ to ‘Mission Impossible’ to ‘Somebody, please tell me the mission that we’re on.’

Men are honourable

One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fel        l into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, “Why are you crying?”

The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living.

The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. “Is this your axe?” the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, “No.”

The Lord again went down and came up with a silver Axe. “Is this your axe?” the Lord asked.

Again, the woodcutter replied, “No.”

The Lord went down again and came up with an iron Axe. “Is this your axe?”  the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, “Yes.”

The Lord was pleased with the man’s honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.

Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, “Why are you crying?”

“Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!”

The Lord went down into the water and came up with ANGELINA JOLIE .  “Is this your wife?” the Lord asked.

“Yes,” cried the woodcutter.

The Lord was furious. “You lied! That is an untruth!”

The woodcutter replied, “Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding.  You see, if I had said ‘no’ to ANGELINA JOLIE , You would have come up with CAMERON DIAZ . Then if I said ‘no’ to her, you would have come up with my wife . Had I then said ‘yes,’ you would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, so THAT’S why I said yes to ANGELINA JOLIE .”

The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and  honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.

That’s our story, and we’re sticking to it!

Important tips to note before hosting with godaddy

There are a few important hosting tips.

 

1. Economy Plan : 5 hits a day

2. Deluxe Plan : 10 hits a day

3. Premium Plan: 20 hits a day

 

On the dedicated and virtual dedicated it is suggested not to have the digg effect, umm also the farking effect.

 

If you are going to exceed the above quota then your site is bound for review by the advanced hosting technical team and site down by such errors such as 503 and 403.   On other news if you have Google adsense or any adverts then you will have to forgo those as they are not going to generate any revenues. 

 

 

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